The Clyde Dialogues: Revenge of the Moonpoops

I've been thinking, Clyde. Thinking about our Project Artemis conversation. I've been thinking about those 96 bags of human excrement that our astronauts left on the moon as a perfect encapsulation of humanity's general mode of interaction with the cosmos. And about the implications they pose for the human future.

The Clyde Dialogues: Luna Delenda Est

 We’re finally doing it, Clyde! We’re finally gonna destroy the Moon!

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU, YOU CRATERY BASTARD
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The Clyde Dialogues: Fat of the Land

Claude, I do not understand how the records that human beings have set for obesity are possible within the limits of physics.

The Clyde Dialogues: Digging to China

Get in, loser! We're going diggin'!

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The Clyde Dialogues: Enter the Felt

It is time to confront one of the core questions that has plagued philosophers for centuries: which Muppet would triumph in a pit-fighting tournament?