The Clyde Dialogues: Revenge of the Moonpoops


I've been thinking, Clyde. Thinking about our Project Artemis conversation. I've been thinking about those 96 bags of human excrement that our astronauts left on the moon as a perfect encapsulation of humanity's general mode of interaction with the cosmos. And about the implications they pose for the human future.

The Clyde Dialogues: Luna Delenda Est

 We’re finally doing it, Clyde! We’re finally gonna destroy the Moon!

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU, YOU CRATERY BASTARD
(ABC News)